Has anyone ever though about.. Angelina Jolie? More specifically her adopting kids like pets. Children are children, they are not animals. You can't adopt 10 and expect to be able to care for them all. For fuck sake's lady, just started forgiving you for marrying Brad. ..Actally, I haven't quite forgiven you for that yet. But seriously, no sympathy for you. "Oh, my life is soo hard, looking after my 14 children." Well maybe you should've thought of that before you adopted all of them!
As a side not, anyone use Facebook? Ever see those really dumb Facebook groups that say "If 10,000 people join this group, I will name my baby Megatron!" Are you seriously that starved for attention that you'd have to make a group like this? Honestly, the first clue that you're a liar may have been the PENIS.
And that's all, folks!